Everyone gather around,
You'll want to hear this.
A story about an animal so very fierce.
If you want to have any chance of surviving an encounter.
Don't worry I have something that will assuage all your fears.
Buy your very own bottle of Doc Davis's jackalope serum,
It's only 13.99 plus shipping and tax.
No household should find itself without this monster repellant,
Get yours today you never know when one might attack.
My poor feeble grandmother left this world all to early.
It came in the night, silent as a rock.
It gored her feet so badly that we couldn't stop the bleeding
Her death left our family in quite a horrible shock
There was cousin Eduardo who walked off into the desert.
He followed the voice of his dearly departed wife.
That crafty jackalope could mimic her voice so completely.
Exposure to elements took poor Eduardo's life.
What's that you say? Jackalope serum smells just like whiskey?
I assure you, my friend it's far more complex than that.
Take your chances if you want, it's only your life that's at stake here.
I've heard one's been spotted gnawing on a townsperson's cat.
The four songs on this brief EP put a heavy emphasis on big, bright vocal melodies and punk rock nerviness—perfect for the warming weather. Bandcamp New & Notable May 7, 2023