After 30 you really shouldn’t wear short skirts,
Or graphic tees depicting nerdy scenes.
You’d better keep those sparkly pant in your closet.
Or anything else that’ll make you stand out it seems,
Well fuck you, I’ll wear what I want.
Fuck you, I’ll wear what I want.
You can spit on my face,
Flame me online,
Write me a ticket,
Charge me a fine,
But fuck you, I’ll wear what I want.
If you’re overweight you shoudln’t be caught wearing tight clothes,
But oversized shirts are also off the list.
Short hair will make you look even fatter,
And bikinis… well you get the gist.
If you’re black then stay away from baggy clothing.
They may think you’ve got a weapon in there,
And although the hoodie is the most comfy sweatshirt,
If you raise the hood, you’ll leave old whitey in fear.
And don’t get me started if you are caught wearing a burka,
Your neighbors will move quickly to get you out of here,
Cause, really, these rules are all about our comfort,
It’s not you, it’s me, like it’s been for thousands of years.
The four songs on this brief EP put a heavy emphasis on big, bright vocal melodies and punk rock nerviness—perfect for the warming weather. Bandcamp New & Notable May 7, 2023